Canada - the land of maple leafs and hockey rinks

It is with sadness that I declare, our trip to canada has been postponded. As I type we would have been driving through the border to enter Canada. Unfortnantly this event will be happening on Monday.
Why do I want to go to Canada ?
a. lots of food
b. more food
c. Tim Hortons
d. My " other " family
e. soccer games
f. NOISE
g. My cool Aunt
h. far away from my real family
i. my cool uncle
j. my cousins
k. my other cousin
j.